poontanesca

the action of putting your veiny magician in your arse hole and farting into your wang

my penis got inflated because i committed a poontanesca upon myself.

by roast beef hock April 28, 2003

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup October 3, 2008

Poontang Overlap

When you get friendly with a girl who has a boyfriend , so when she breaks up with him you're first in line

Ben - "Dude why aren't you coming to see hannah montana the movie with me? "

Josh - " I would but im going with this girl and I might get Poontang Overlap "

Ben - " Oh thats ok then "

Josh - "Easy"

by JPetrelli17 April 28, 2009

Poonstache

Aside from what has been said about moustaches and pussy, it is what someone has when they havn't shaven and do not quite have a full moustache yet.

That asian kid from Gran Torino has one dusty ass poonstache.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

Poontang

The cave that holds the secret too life itself.

That whore's poontang was so messed up. It looked liked a f*cking grapefruit!

by Lizz eats my Jizz October 23, 2011

Poontangkill

kill a pussy

bang the shit out of the bitch

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

poont-face

You must understand the definition of "poont" first. Poont is sort of a kind of emotion, or more like a way to describe certain emotions. It can actually be used to describe a wide range of emotions. Usually, the act of being emo, sad, dwelling on some drama, or even being bitchy or disappointed about something. "Poont-faced" is the act of being. Acting or having the facial expression that makes it obvious you are "poont" or being "poont".

Examples:
1-Your friend just found out his girlfriend cheated:
"Man, dont get all poont (poont faced) about it, you knew she was a ho anyway."
2-You and said friend drive by the movie theatre to see whats playing and the movie you want to see is sold out. Youre disappointed:
"Dammit! We should have gotten here earlier!"
Friend: " Dont get all poont faced about it, we'll watch something else or catch the next showing."
3-You and your girlfriend are out dining and youre ex girlfriend is there and stops to talk to you. Your new girlfriend gets upset and bitchy.
"Dont be childish. She just said hello. Now stop being poont (poont faced) and let's have a nice dinner."
4-"Dont get poont, it'll be OK."
"You look poont-faced, whats the matter?"

by CrystalDeni December 12, 2006