pond club

A group of men and women who enjoy motor boating both boats and breasts.
I joined the pond club and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
by PondClubber March 22, 2023
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pond princess

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
She is such a pond princess, can’t even paddle a mile.
by Nothinspecial June 11, 2023
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big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 06, 2024
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Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.
I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.
by LEgeNdxx12 June 09, 2020
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Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit
Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.
by ABigDD July 30, 2024
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Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢
“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies
by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022
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drawer in a pond

A dumb ass bitch who can’t draw.
Man she’s a real drawer in a pond.”
by April 13, 2021
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