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Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018
mugGet the Pond to drown irrelevant thotsmug.

Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
mugGet the Pond blastermug.

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019
mugGet the poked the pondmug.

angas pond

angas pond is a short little guy that likes men and always rage quites when i talk to him for some reason he thinks he is the top shit but hes not , and likes ugly girls from a all girls boarding school and for some reasons he talks about the weidest facts and its some how right becasue he types all this shit from google and btw he is gay and likes white rocks and that word but with a C he likes to bang maddie every dayy alll day and he has got a friend named aidan dacey that like to finger him all night the gay bozo
angas pond is a retard and like to bounce on coks
by your local money69 June 21, 2023
mugGet the angas pondmug.

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long
Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022
mugGet the pond rotmug.

Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
mugGet the Pond Divermug.

Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.
by H2omeier June 27, 2017
mugGet the Pondingmug.

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