Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

Tad poling

A word for when someone rejects your tongue being inserted to their mouth so you end up licking their teeth.

I rejected his pull so he ended up Tad poling me, it was so awkward.

by Gemash July 18, 2011

PAKing

To skip more than half of the hours you are scheduled to work in a given day.

"Man fuck this job, I'm PAKing, be back in 5 hours."

A group of students are at a lecture at West Virginia University. When the students realized that this lecture is of no importance, they say to themselves, "We're out of here, we're PAKing!"

by A fellow PAKer January 25, 2013

poling

Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.

The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.

by Hand-E-Food February 22, 2010

porking

to want to have sex with someone hard

i'm gunna give sally a right good porking

by connor and dean August 22, 2008

pokin daylight

to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.

"I thought it was just a fart, but I ended up pokin daylight.

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003