Pecker Pal

When you and your buddy practically have the same penis. Not to be confused with dongleganger.

Broski 1-Bro were pecker pals! Our meat sticks look exactly the same!
Broski 2-For sure my dude! Do you think if we blindfolded your chick she could tell us apart by our dongs?
Broski 1- Only one way to find out!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019

Pecker pouch

Pubic area directly above your pecker

I need to lose weight. My pecker pouch makes my dick look small

by Cuffs82 April 23, 2019

ox pecker

Someone or something that gains benefit by being around you at opportune moments without your consent. Such as the little fish that follow sharks, or a bird that lands on Oxen to eat bugs off them

When your playing dominoes and you score a 20 and the next person in-turn lays down a blank/5 domino and scores a 25, you can call him an ox pecker.

by Elf_F*cker November 20, 2013

pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

Nose Pecker

Person who wears a COVID face mask but fails to cover their nose. Wearing mask only covering mouth and chin.

“See that guy over there, wearing his mask too low, what a nose pecker.”

“Hey buddy, the mask should cover your nose. Don’t be a nose pecker.”
“Whoa, look! It’s a rare example of a female nose pecker.”

by nmnmnmnmnmnmnmnm July 22, 2020

Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018

That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012