Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.

He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023

pingry

The feeling of having to urintate.

Used the same way as "hungry"

I just drank a gallon of water and now I'm so pingry!

by danwpratt January 14, 2009

penor

a cross between a penis and a helicopter

that helicopter looks like a penis it must be a penor

by ecrofiar June 18, 2011

pinocchio style

a casual relationship with no strings attached

Mary: hey, i was thinking we could do this pinocchio style??

by woahhoho February 15, 2010

Pinocchio Anus

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011

pingry

In the state of having to pee (i.e. pingry is to peeing as hungry is to eating)

"I hope there's a commercial break soon -- I'm getting pingry!"

by anotherthink December 9, 2008

Pinocchio

A slang term for a person (chiefly male) that is a Jew, is cheap, or shares any of the stereotypical traits of Jews.

From the 1940 Disney Film of the same name, and the idea that the eponymous character gets a big nose whenever he lies, and a stereotype of Jews are that they have large noses.

Tyler: Dude, can I borrow five bucks for lunch?
Chris: Naw dude, I don't have any.
Tyler: You fucking Pinocchio! I saw you get like 15 dollars change when you bought lunch!

by roscoejenkins March 3, 2009