Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
by rst8 November 4, 2011
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The act of pooping into a bathtub filled with hot water, stripping down, and diving in. Usually done for sexual pleasure. Can be done with another person.
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Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
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Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
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THIS IS NOT THE HOUDINI - DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED.
THE HOUDINI IS WHERE YOU DO A GIRL FROM BEHIND PULL OUT AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND START DOING HER (HE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET) YOU GO IN FRONT OF HER, TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL OUT. HOUDINI!
THIS IS NOT THE HOUDINI - DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED.
THE HOUDINI IS WHERE YOU DO A GIRL FROM BEHIND PULL OUT AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND START DOING HER (HE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET) YOU GO IN FRONT OF HER, TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND YELL OUT. HOUDINI!
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Retarded ass Philadelphia eagles fan: we have 6 straight wins against the midgets! we rule?
Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.
Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.
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