pet kink

When petting others like a dog is your kink

Don’t kink shame my pet kink

by DaBestHyoom October 5, 2017

pet tie

Neckwear for an animal companion (usually a dog). A fashion accessory for a pet.

I saw a black dog wearing a red pet tie. Too cool!

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

pet the starfish

anal intercourse, touching of the anus with tongue,penis, fingers etc.

I positioned myself on my stomach with legs spread and asked Bob if he'd like to "pet the starfish".

by Crazy Ed December 9, 2008

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

Neo pets

Funky looking creatures in the computer.

That neo-pet looks like my cats butt!

by Kilala April 23, 2003

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011

chia pet

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

by chia pet of death April 16, 2003