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peanut butter

random stranger "hey"

you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*

1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!
by schloppy July 22, 2010
mugGet the peanut buttermug.

Peanut Suitcase

the act of inserting ones testicles into the vaginal canal of a woman while holding her in the upside down cowboy position.
Dude, I gave her a peanut suitcase while she was doing a hand stand. And as she came, her arms gave way and she got a concussion. WOOHOO!
by fenderhammer January 1, 2010
mugGet the Peanut Suitcasemug.

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
mugGet the Asshole Peanutsmug.

juicy peanuts

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021
mugGet the juicy peanutsmug.

ya peanut

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut
by flying peanut January 20, 2023
mugGet the ya peanutmug.

Carlos the peanut

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019
mugGet the Carlos the peanutmug.

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.
aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?
by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017
mugGet the peanut basketmug.

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