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patrick is an absolutely amazing person. sHe's the artist of the future. sHe's a philosopher, sHe's a poet... sHe's everything, sHe can do anything. sHe's a true love-giver and taker. When you see patrick your day becomes lighter, funnier and endurable. Even sociophobes smiles when they see patrick. sHe's crazy and humble, tough and soft, silly and smart at the same time. sHe owns 4D mind, 4K quality soul. patrick is the pie in the sky...
P1: Can you patrick me, please?
by helenefish September 25, 2017
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Patrickitis

A mental disorder characterized by constant, intense impulses to practice the violin whenever possible. In early stages, subject exhibits abnormal affection for his instrument, and occasionally speaks to it. Subject slowly begins to stray from social activity, until, in the final stages, subject lives almost his entire life within an auditorium, gymnasium, or other such structure where constant practice of the violin is possible. Subject may also exhibit a tendency to lash out at those who do not have the disease,as well as appear tired and overworked, occasionally having dark circles form around his eyes. Almost always, and irrevocably, fatal.
D.J. spends all his free periods practicing in the auditorium! He must have Patrickitis.
by Amaxing (Who else?) December 9, 2007
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Failing to put enough marijuana in a bowl or joint because you want to save your stash.
Dude, the bowl's already cashed. Your habit of patricking really harshes my buzz -- you cheap-ass motherfucker.
by jfried October 20, 2007
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Patricking

The act of licking someone's vagina recently (within 48 hours) after someone else has ejaculated into it.
"Yeah, he didn't know I banged his girl while he was out at sea, so when he got home and dropped on her, he was totally patricking."
by BizarroTravis February 7, 2008
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PATRICK

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)
by MZLady40 December 4, 2019
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Has a dark past, but hides it very well. Doesnt open up to anyone about anything very often at all. When he truly loves someone the love runs deeper than anyone else's, he would do anything for that person. He's the best person you will ever meet
He's such a patrick!!
by Paperboat123 March 14, 2023
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