Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015
Get the procrastination pumpmug. When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the utter procrastinationmug. S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
Get the Procrastination Cuisinemug. When someone tries to makes their procrastinating seem right by making up fake benefits in their head.
"Studying at 10:00 pm the night before a test helps the subject stay fresh in my mind."
"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."
"don't lie to yourself dude, you're using justified procrastination so you an play cod tonight."
by randomsteaksauce March 3, 2011
Get the Justified Procrastinationmug. The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.
The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.
The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.
by J Mac July 19, 2012
Get the Queen Procrastinatormug. A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
by Cpt. Amazing August 2, 2008
Get the The Procrastination Guildmug. by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021
Get the Tess Procrastinatormug.