porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet

Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.

by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021

porcelain challenge

A tiktok trend where the youths of today are grinding up their grandparents China into a fine powder and snorting it as a viral internet challenge.

Last night my friend Dave and I did the porcelain challenge with my grandmas favorite antique teacup.

by Hiccups McGee October 2, 2022

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016