slooghter the pooper

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.

Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.

by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009

Type B Pooper

Somebody who's shits are not aligned to a schedule. They shit at random times. This is the most common time

Lisa is a type b pooper. She does not shit on a schedule.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

bag pooper

A person who poops in a bag. The bag can be paper or plastic. Anyone who takes a dump in a bag.

J: "oh shit, I can't find a fuckin toilet!" Hey, I guess I could take a dump in this newspaper rain bag.....

(Takes a dump in the bag)

B: I guess that makes you a bag pooper!

by Plastic bag poopin' mofo May 13, 2008

Type A Pooper

Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule

Bob is a Type A pooper. He always has to go at the same time every day.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

poverty pooper

(n). synonym for charity crapper: see charity crapper.

He's a prime time poverty pooper.

by Boggler March 23, 2004

party pooper

Ass that you invite to the party that eventually starts being stubborn and ruins the fun.

It would be funny to stick a party pooper's head in the punch bowl

by lunar shadows September 5, 2004

party-pooper

Someone that goes and poops at a party to make everyone avoid the bathroom and to put everyone in a bad mood because all they can smell in the entire house in the stinky poop.

-Dude this party sucks, it smells like poop all over your house so everyone just left or went outside.
-Yeah that was Craig who pooped in my bathroom downstairs.
-Yeah. Why would someone even poop downstairs? Is that sabotage? What a party-pooper.

by André10000 June 22, 2011