pipe-shaker

Noun: A gargantuan turd; specifically, a bowel movement large enough that it shakes a house's plumbing upon being flushed. This can be used for descriptive purposes or derogatory.

Oh man, that shit was massive, a real pipe-shaker! My wife said she felt the rattle by the kitchen sink!

by RamonChingon September 16, 2015

pipe pistol

A top tier weapon in Fallout 4

Hey why are you using the combat rifle? That thing is garbage us the pipe pistol.

by King Donger September 22, 2016

pipe height

The perfect highest for piping a female down. Usually between 4'11 - 5'1

I was in the mall today and this little thang was the perfect pipe height!

by Fabio420blazin February 27, 2017

pipe candy

Crack

I went to get some weed , but that fool tried to sell me some pipe candy. I said HELL NAH!

by Bandit 0069 June 9, 2017

pipe pal

Person that enjoys puffing on a glass pipe

I am a pipe pal not a banger.

Pipe pals represent ☝︎⁋⁋⁋

by TalleshLareeBruzz May 18, 2018

Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

Pipe down glue stick

To tell a man with a small penis to calm down.

You’re acting crazy pipe down glue stick

by sexymommytittiefuck November 10, 2019