Person √-1

Person √-1 is Person 29's imaginary friend

Person 29: Hi Person √-1
Person √-1: Hi bro

by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024

Person π

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or semi-irrational

Person i: I am back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words extremely stupid and dumb!
Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently
Person e :2.718281828459045…

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Person π

Person π is irrational

Person π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832...

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Person Pi

Due to being an irrational number, Person π is irrational, everyone that doesn't have a regular number in them is either irrational or not irrational at all

Person i: I'm back to destroy the average Urban Dictionary user's brain to make them make definitions of words composed of things about sex!
Person Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028...
Person i: They have already done that themselves apparently...
Person e: 2.718281828459045…
Person i: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE F-
Person ɸ: They can't, they're too dumb

by Dalmut Brothers September 8, 2024

Person 2763

The two thousand-seven hundred sixty third person. Commonly mentioned in Battle For Dream Island.

Person 1:hi person 2
Person 2: i wonder if there's more of us than just 9
Person 9: now that makes me wonder...
Person 2763: Hi guys!!!
Person 1-9: WHAT THE FUCK

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024

Person 1

The protagonist of Urban Dictionary. Usually accompanied by Person 2.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.

Person 1: I am the coolest person on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you

by ImGuyford January 1, 2025

Person 2

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another

Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT

by ImGuyford January 1, 2025