Omar’s theory of relativity

When you’re having a good time and being lit, time goes by hella fast, but when you’re bored af, time feels like it’s dragging on forever

Omar: yo, it’s been 50 minutes since we’ve been on the phone
Jailine: no fucking way! I swear it’s only been like 20
Omar: It must be Omar’s theory of relativity

Jailine: why are you talking about yourself in third person?

by Brun_Omars May 13, 2019

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Ojmar

The definition of Ojmar is best boy. He thinks he’s mysterious and cool because he doesn’t have any definitions in urban book, but that’s different now 👀 his name is not Indian and also his name is only Omjar when you’re cheering him on, when he decides to be a girl his name is Ojmara. I microscope him and he’s miNe, he’s loyal and not like other boys, he’s loving, cooperative, dedicated, smart, my stalker and overall perfect uwu, I don’t wanna imagine a life without him now. I miss him even a minute without him. Idk how to end this because I could keep ranting about him so *runs*

Example: “you look Ojmar today”
“Really? I look perfect?” (;;

by Microscope849 May 27, 2019

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omargoodboy

A youtuber that has no idea what he's doing

Omargoodboy sucks.

by Omar Goodboy August 23, 2020

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Omar Gonzalez

Omar Gonzalez is so bad at Brawlhalla and he’s always saying he’s good when all he does is spams petra’s sigs and he won’t even let you get a weapon it gets annoying.

Omar Gonzalez is so bad at brawlhalla

by LongBottom123 October 21, 2020

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