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parrot of the one eyed pirate

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate
by I-TAL April 25, 2004
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One eyed Charlie

A term used to describe a person bending over exposing ones anus to another, usually in the form of jeste or shock. The act is very similar to "mooning" however the buttocks are grasped and pulled apart to reveal the anus.
Whiling driving away, Tomas, "one eyed Charlie'd" Patrick through the passenger window.

Fredrick thought he "mooned" his friends but later found out it was in fact a "one eyed charlie".
by festelejeste June 15, 2011
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one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.
Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!
by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006
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One eyed milkman

Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.
Rick: Did you see Paul last night?

Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!

Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.
by I catch dinosaurs September 28, 2011
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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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one eyed custard chucking welsh man

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''
-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.
by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006
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one-eyed snake

I'm pretty sure it's another word for penis. Yea, it is. It's a fucking dick.
Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?

Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.
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