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Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024
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Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.
Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
by eiirev August 19, 2019
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Cob Corning

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.
by anonymous November 30, 2024
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Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.
Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."
by major inglish May 20, 2014
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COBS

Wow you are so cobs
by Cherrylucky1267 April 19, 2022
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Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web
During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.
by Horizonogre November 8, 2019
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Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018
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