Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
by King Willy IV March 7, 2024

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
by eiirev August 19, 2019

by anonymous November 30, 2024

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.
by major inglish May 20, 2014

by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018
