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Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
mugGet the Fake and frontmug.

front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."
by Roghog October 10, 2014
mugGet the front wipemug.

Front-ending

Synonymous with a head-on or side impact vehicular collision, front-ending is the terminology used by the undereducated female of a white trash ancestry.

The term is typically utilized when the subject is in a panicked state; a common occurrence due to most subjects’ inability to regulate thoughts and emotions.
She that close to me front-ending her car!
by ScandiFlick January 4, 2019
mugGet the Front-endingmug.

front bump

A protruding bump in a females abdomen and/or pubic region
Dang man. I kinda got a thing for girls with front bump
by stonasinthebuilding January 22, 2020
mugGet the front bumpmug.

Front the dome

To give a guy you have no actual relationship with a random blow job.
That girl over there is so slutty. She'll definitely front the dome.
by LMLYMI January 8, 2009
mugGet the Front the domemug.

front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015
mugGet the front eddymug.

touch fronts

After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.
by schwagnasty May 27, 2023
mugGet the touch frontsmug.

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