Owen is never really a good guy he has no friends and nobody likes him. But he is super spoilt and always brags
by No friends and nobody likes hi January 5, 2018

Someone who’s too much of a pussy to try to have friends
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away
by LordOfBigBoys69 June 12, 2018

by Professional Owner Hater May 9, 2019

by Big big 2 April 29, 2020

A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
by ......................................... April 26, 2008
