Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.

This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.

by khhhhs December 17, 2019

nolan anderson

short, they are short

hey look its a nolan anderson, he is short

by the_guy_from_the_internet January 28, 2020

Nolan

The perfect man. Nolan is the entire package! He’s athletic, funny, smart and caring. He is always looking to make people laugh and always puts others before him. Usually has dirty blonde hair and deep brown eyes, so incredibly handsome. He’s got an amazing smile and a great body. Nolan is the type of guy to do anything for the ones he loves. He has the biggest heart and cares so much for everyone else around him. If you are lucky enough to have a Nolan in your life, hold on to him. He is the bestest friend you could ever have.

Nolan is literally the best guy in the world!

by Suhdude1490 January 30, 2020

Nolan

Someone who doesn't go outside his room, and is antisocial

Stop being a Nolan, and go outside

by Smartguyyyy February 6, 2020

Nolan

A high pitched noise

Did you hear that nolan?

by hottopicTm April 19, 2020

Nolan

A fucking dick wad he sucks more dick than the average pornstar

Hey look its a fucking nolan

by Lanarhodesismymom February 18, 2020

Nolan

hes a cunt he wants roblox cheaks and he likes raping 5 year olds he says nobody is thicc but i am and i will not proof it but i am

person1:Nolan youre such a Nolan
person2: omg im such a loser if im a nolan not swag

fuck you mean

Nolan a guy that says ight g and loves rap music what a loser am i right ladies

by youfuckingnerdhahavindiesel May 11, 2020