A cat

a type of animal created to bother you every time because they feel superior and don’t give a fuck about you unless it’s petting them, but they’re so cute you can’t ignore them.

“I heard something meowing!”
“Oh it’s always a cat.”

by Alex 🍂 (Taylor’s version) August 14, 2023

Cat

An overrated animal.

A cat.

by supaahotfiire April 10, 2020

cat

not a dog

Cat:meow

by STEVEN YELLOW March 1, 2017

Cat

An animal that pretends to be your friend

How are you doing, fluffy?

MEOW!

"Cat" I needed to write this.

by A very real human. February 27, 2020

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

Cat - a small Feline. Cats are the most popular house pet, beating out dogs. Dogs can be annoyingly eager to please, while cats don't give a hoot about what you want or think. It's all about themselves!

When I set my cat down someplace, she immediately moves because it wasn't her idea to be there.

by Punnerguy September 10, 2016

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021