Jeffay Jelqing Jive

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.

Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 26, 2023

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

jive slick

A man who takes another man’s girlfriend and runs off into the sunset with her

“You a real jive slick running off with my brothers bitch”

by TheRealJiveBish April 30, 2023

Jiving

Bullshitting, procrastinating, or being lazy.

We should be doing our homework but, instead, we’re out here jiving.

by mingtingsp January 28, 2018

Jive

Jive can be used to go in place for a boy

That jive got me trippin.

I ain’t about that jive.

That jive be bustin

by Alex huntsman July 10, 2019

Jive

Popular slang in the late 40s - early 60s referring to cannabis.

Billie Jean “man this sure was a great time till we ran out of jive”

by Milkycunt69 April 28, 2019

Jive Ass Jegg

Jive Ass Jegg is the most jive human being alive

The moment he shows up a disco ball reveals itself from the ceiling and Staying Alive by the BeeGees starts playing.

Damn, is that Jive Ass Jegg? Wish I was that jive, Dude is a whole party.

by Ukii June 29, 2022