The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."
Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008
Get the Penis Eyes mug.An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
by asodygasgh June 8, 2009
Get the Boob Eye mug.An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.
by Macsbandit December 2, 2009
Get the Mall Eye mug.A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!
You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!
by libraryeyes June 2, 2010
Get the Library eyes mug.Adverb. In addition the aforementioned definition, "Going EY" is synonymous to "super hermit mode" where an individual attempts to isolate from social interaction in an attempt to work or study at over 200% for long periods of time.
D: "I haven't seen M in awhile, where is he?"
J: "M is at home going EY because has 5 exams in 7 days"
J: "M is at home going EY because has 5 exams in 7 days"
by Shank Pants March 25, 2008
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Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
by Jmarev June 9, 2013
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Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!
John: What's wrong?
Mary: That was a big line!
John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
John: What's wrong?
Mary: That was a big line!
John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
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