also known as nickleback
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
A: man, lifes been shit rn
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
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A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
by asicks May 10, 2022
Get the nick mug.nick has a personality like no other. he has a cute and funny personality . not everyone is attracted to him, but every one likes him. Nick is a great friend to keep. he might be annoying but that is his way of showing humor. he loves his family and friends and will treat you kindly,(friend, girlfriend, family member, etc.) if you ever meet a nick do not let your friendship slip away, you might not know it yet, but you’ll regret it later. also he is not the hottest or cutest but his looks show from the inside not out:)
by 22bmurph December 18, 2018
Get the Nick mug.A nick is one of those people who are just a bit weird and stupid it sometimes he can be quite cool but you don't really want to be near him all the girls think he is ugly and dumb
Your boyfriend is such a nick
by Urban2468words u didn't know November 7, 2017
Get the Nick mug.Some wankbag/wanker that will steal your bagel, girlfriend and has a huge penis. His best friends name is Connor and they are both fat kids together under the supremacy of the fat council. Also they co-own a Minecraft server.
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH June 20, 2021
Get the Nick mug.The name Nick can mean different things for different kinds of Nicks, you know!? There's just so many out there! A lot of Nick's are players and they get all the girls, but some Nick's are that really funny guy whos really chill and are always there for you. Nick can be a very complicated guy even if he doesn't look like it or feel like it. If you don't have a Nick in your life yet then you might want to find one, or you might want to if your a girl, unless you want a player but you might be lucky and get a cool Nick like me! But Nick can be confusing sometimes he's nice and funny with you and is always there for you but sometimes he just isn't there and he's more of a player Nick it might take awhile for him to change sometimes. Just wait it out till it feels right to talk to him again or for the first time, this is for guys and gurls in this situation.
Damn! That Nick is such a player boi!
Wow I'm so lucky tbh to have Nick as my friend he's always there for me and he makes me laugh!
Wow I'm so lucky tbh to have Nick as my friend he's always there for me and he makes me laugh!
by Nightstar1o1 November 22, 2016
Get the Nick mug.by that_guy March 25, 2019
Get the nick mug.A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Nick is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Nick will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Nicks obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. No further data.
Example 1
Teacher: John why are there cum stains all over your math test?
John: uh...um...I just couldnt hold it in
Teacher: John you are such a nick
Example 2
kid 1:Did you see the way that kid blew his load all over the classroom?
kid 2: Yea I did, God what a Nick
Teacher: John why are there cum stains all over your math test?
John: uh...um...I just couldnt hold it in
Teacher: John you are such a nick
Example 2
kid 1:Did you see the way that kid blew his load all over the classroom?
kid 2: Yea I did, God what a Nick
by The Masturnator October 19, 2008
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