Nick or Nicholas is the second worst basketball player in America. If you’re a nick you probably get whooped by you’re Asian mom everyday after school for no apparent reason. There is a 100% chance that if you’re name is nick, you’re homosexual. Don’t be a nick
by Speedo torpedo November 6, 2019
Get the Nickmug. A nick is one of those people who are just a bit weird and stupid it sometimes he can be quite cool but you don't really want to be near him all the girls think he is ugly and dumb
Your boyfriend is such a nick
by Urban2468words u didn't know November 7, 2017
Get the Nickmug. The name Nick can mean different things for different kinds of Nicks, you know!? There's just so many out there! A lot of Nick's are players and they get all the girls, but some Nick's are that really funny guy whos really chill and are always there for you. Nick can be a very complicated guy even if he doesn't look like it or feel like it. If you don't have a Nick in your life yet then you might want to find one, or you might want to if your a girl, unless you want a player but you might be lucky and get a cool Nick like me! But Nick can be confusing sometimes he's nice and funny with you and is always there for you but sometimes he just isn't there and he's more of a player Nick it might take awhile for him to change sometimes. Just wait it out till it feels right to talk to him again or for the first time, this is for guys and gurls in this situation.
Damn! That Nick is such a player boi!
Wow I'm so lucky tbh to have Nick as my friend he's always there for me and he makes me laugh!
Wow I'm so lucky tbh to have Nick as my friend he's always there for me and he makes me laugh!
by Nightstar1o1 November 22, 2016
Get the Nickmug. by that_guy March 25, 2019
Get the nickmug. A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Nick is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Nick will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Nicks obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. No further data.
Example 1
Teacher: John why are there cum stains all over your math test?
John: uh...um...I just couldnt hold it in
Teacher: John you are such a nick
Example 2
kid 1:Did you see the way that kid blew his load all over the classroom?
kid 2: Yea I did, God what a Nick
Teacher: John why are there cum stains all over your math test?
John: uh...um...I just couldnt hold it in
Teacher: John you are such a nick
Example 2
kid 1:Did you see the way that kid blew his load all over the classroom?
kid 2: Yea I did, God what a Nick
by The Masturnator October 19, 2008
Get the Nickmug. by VB_Rocks July 15, 2008
Get the nickmug. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house.
Person #1: Guy there was a this one time I got totally wasted and end up at the back of a truck driving 120km/h with a chainsaw and a 24 pack of beer,Then the next day I went on a rollercoaster that went upside down but my strap wouldn't fasten so i almost fell out but I got it on at the last second, then I had a dream about a creepy girl and she was creeping around my room and my face skin was peeling off, so I woke up with pickachu's severed head hanging in front of my face. So I read a book exept I was too drunk, So when I sobered up I don't know how the fuck I got to the end of the book. Then I remembered this is why.
Person #2: You are one crazy bastard Nick, Kokanee for everyone!
Person #2: You are one crazy bastard Nick, Kokanee for everyone!
by One Sneaky Bastard October 15, 2008
Get the Nickmug.