NED

Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 7, 2010

Ned

Neds - Non educated delinquents. Born and raised in the rough streets in Scotland, mid-teen and they love a bit of drink. The OG's stick to a bit of buckie and dragon soop. Some like to stand out fae the crowd and grab themselves an echo falls or a classic md 20/20. These mad neds and nedettes stick to the woods, the fields and make sure to start a fire wherever they can.

Ned - "You on eh drink eh night?'
Neds lad - "Aye am getting onit oot in the woods"

by Scotty27 April 19, 2021

Ned

Ned Leeds, CEO of Sex

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"

by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022

Ned Wrigley

A curly headed fuck who likes licking grandmas butcracks

Receptionist: "Hello Ned welcome to the retirment home"
Ned Wrigley: "Bring me the buttholes!!"

by Popppooooo December 17, 2022

Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 4, 2010

Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.

"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"

by LazyPatti April 26, 2023