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Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.
This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.
by khhhhs December 17, 2019
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nolan anderson

short, they are short
hey look its a nolan anderson, he is short
by the_guy_from_the_internet January 28, 2020
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Nolan

The perfect man. Nolan is the entire package! He’s athletic, funny, smart and caring. He is always looking to make people laugh and always puts others before him. Usually has dirty blonde hair and deep brown eyes, so incredibly handsome. He’s got an amazing smile and a great body. Nolan is the type of guy to do anything for the ones he loves. He has the biggest heart and cares so much for everyone else around him. If you are lucky enough to have a Nolan in your life, hold on to him. He is the bestest friend you could ever have.
Nolan is literally the best guy in the world!
by Suhdude1490 January 30, 2020
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Nolan

Someone who doesn't go outside his room, and is antisocial
Stop being a Nolan, and go outside
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Nolan

Did you hear that nolan?
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Nolan

hes a cunt he wants roblox cheaks and he likes raping 5 year olds he says nobody is thicc but i am and i will not proof it but i am

person1:Nolan youre such a Nolan
person2: omg im such a loser if im a nolan not swag

fuck you mean
Nolan a guy that says ight g and loves rap music what a loser am i right ladies
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If you meet a Nolan, dear god don't lose him. He's a crackhead (in a funny way 😌) and extremely cute. Usually athletic, at least 2 sports. He gets your attention as soon as you meet him, he's very funny and handsome. He's extremely smart, and can ace a test 2 grades above him. But, the girl has to be able to take a joke, because he'll make fun of you in an affectionate way. When he's around his friends, he's way different than when it's just you. He can get annoying as hell, but he'll love you no matter what. You break a Nolan's heart, he won't show he's hurt, but he'll feel it. His family is usually amazing, and usually has at least 2 younger siblings. If your not interesting dating a Nolan, 1, you're missing out, 2, he's a great friend to joke around with, but be careful, it's easy to catch feelings. He is usually short. He most likely won't make the first move, so you should take your chances with him. He has great taste in music, and knows all the top hit now along with the top hits a decade ago. Love him with all your heart, and be grateful. Never leave him for another guy. They are extremely competitive. They won't settle for losing, or anything even close to it. Nolans are rare and special. Don't take them for granted.
"Geez that Nolan is smoking!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"
by Secret Admirer 😝 May 26, 2020
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