The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

A person who has ginger hair and pale skin like Ed Sheeran but they aren't.
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran
Not+Ed Sheeran= Ned Sheeran
by nomnom98236946847398489398929 February 28, 2022

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted
by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president
Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.
by jom jom August 16, 2020
