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mushroom forest 

The smell your pubic hairs get when you haven't washed in a couple days.
Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.
mushroom forest by Master Clean September 4, 2005

Mushroom Village 

-A hidden village in Japan
-Run buy Ninjas wearing rice paddy hats painted with spots on top to camouflage in forest
- All people live in a giant mushroom which glows in the dark
-Millions of fire flies are located in the village
-A traditional night festival happens every 200 years when shooting stars fall from the sky
-The only location in the planet with countless amount of stars every night
-Common enemies were Samurai clans, Bandits, Other ninja clans.
-Common weapons used to protect village from invaders are Sticks, poison needle blow guns, Katanas, Poison smoke bombs, Kunais, Farming tools, etc.
Legend says that these people and there mushroom villages are extinct cause samurai clans wiped them all out. Or did they?
Mushroom Village by Ricemanjegposjg December 26, 2011

Growing a Mushroom 

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form
As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".
Growing a Mushroom by benny_64 March 17, 2009

Mushroom Field 

When you go to a club and you see a huge patch of dudes standing around with their drinks. (mushrooms are a phallic symbol).
"Man, I went to this club and there were barely any girls. Just endless patches of mushroom fields.
Mushroom Field by grimmortician December 31, 2007

mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.
I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

Mushroom Suit 

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!
Mushroom Suit by PockyGT November 4, 2008