alternative music

The miscellaneous genre of music. The best kind of music in the whole wide world.

I heart alternative music

by boulevardofbrokendreams February 25, 2015

Pork Scotch music

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.

Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.

by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009

music

Life.

I liek almost all genres of music.

by TammyHTF July 9, 2011

bad music

noise usually including instruments and sometimes vocals that makes you want to stab in your eardrums. this noise is not ear-candy.

listen to that bad music

by etchasketch January 7, 2004

Music A.D.D.

When a person cant listen to one song for a long period of time and they constantly are changing the radio station or skipping songs while listening to a c.d. or mp3 player.

Stop changing the radio station, you have such music A.D.D.!

by alisonlazarus April 23, 2007

Porn music

Usually lounge or electonic music, which is commonly used in porn, was especially popular in 90s. Used in parodies often as a easly recognised aspect of porn movies.

I love porn music, it's relaxing

by Corran1138 May 29, 2010

music

Sound manipulated to the point of aaesthetic ecstacy

Boom boom whack boom boom boom whack MUSIC!

by TheMusicMan February 15, 2010