munted

New Zealand slang: Screwed up or destroyed. But in a sense that something still remains.

That house was totally munted after the fire.
You totally munted your homework.

by FlatMelon July 21, 2016

munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

Munted

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

by swag man May 31, 2014

huck a munt

to throw up furiously

Yo big man Joe, huck a munt if you need to get it out bro

by Nick is a bloke who eats duck August 17, 2020

munt

Miserable-cunt (Miserable cUNT)

Look at that munt.

by Reverend JS January 29, 2017