by zooromeo January 15, 2014
A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.
Bob: Who's that new guy over there?
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009
The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.
“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)
by WaffleTown August 20, 2018
When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.
by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020
Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.
A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe
Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo
A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe
Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo
by Un Peu December 28, 2020
-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.
-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.
(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
by Slick Toxin January 14, 2012
Muff stacking is the act of stacking two or more nude women belly to back and licking from the bottom to the top. Ideally, the women should be placed vertically in order of attraction and/or delicious taste.
Bro, I open the door last night and Yoon's got Mandy, Jess and Rachel stacked hot to bottom. Guy is a real Muff Stacking, Tower of Tuna eating mofo.
by JTT1414 March 15, 2014