Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019

Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock

Swaggiest moss is literally so cool omg

by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022

Moss

Someone named after a plant and has a forehead bigger than a runway

"That guy Moss has a massive forehead what the hell...?"

by Broski B) March 1, 2022

Moss

A handsome young man who can light up anyone’s day with his jokes. He’s so lovely, caring , kind, easy going, smart and easy to talk to. He’s absolutely the coolest. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves. He’s a good listener and gives the best advice. He knows how to treat a girl right. He’s every girl’s dream guy. Words can’t define how amazing he is.

Girl1: I love Moss so much. He’s such a sweetheart.

Girl2: I know that you have a crush on Moss.

by Doraemon135 November 21, 2021

moss mouth

To suck on pubes until u have them lining ur teeth

She sucked my pubes until she got moss mouth

by BigDuck96 March 6, 2019