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Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.
Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.
by Scherbel B March 15, 2022
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Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses
Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute
by milkysss May 17, 2023
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Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.
Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.
by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018
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Mose

So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep
I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.
by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021
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MOSE

An alternative for "hmm", is best used when you're trying to come off as brain dead.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"
by anonymous July 28, 2022
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Moses

Has the biggest cock in the world and al the girls love him....big and manly guy and hot as fuck..
moses is so hot
by johnnny mignlish March 30, 2023
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