Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019
Get the The Mosesmug. A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.
by Boudleaux November 11, 2020
Get the Mosemug. a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.
oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored
by backseatboredjhonstonroom May 6, 2024
Get the mosesmug. by Soft Steve January 31, 2012
Get the Moist Mosesmug. Moses from the red sea
by Friend of moses February 20, 2020
Get the Mosesmug. 1. The act of doing someone wrong with the full intent of screwing them over to an unfathomable degree.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
2. Trolling someone with the end result being that they are left in a substantially worse position than before.
"did you hear that Josh took a dump in the foil liners of Matthew's stove top?"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
"oh shit! That's dirty Moses"
by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Mosesmug. by chiefKeff September 16, 2021
Get the Mosesmug.