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chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.
mongolians say chinii eej.
by chiniieej January 2, 2022
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Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
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Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.
After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.
by underlinevanity January 29, 2019
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jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
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Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.
"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.
by Mongolian DILF June 5, 2022
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Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation
Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching
by gv_86 October 11, 2025
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Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.
by Beezunquette August 8, 2023
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