Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017

Workers in the Mines

The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.

Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."

Vasectomy Reversal ex:

"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"

by Nihcka July 11, 2018

tragedy mining

When news outlets throw out every nugget of information they have, no matter how insignificant, during a national tragedy to garner traffic.

The news did a three page story on that spree killer’s green shirt. Straight up tragedy mining.

by R.Crab October 03, 2017

mine the cave

Have sex.

Greg got to mine the cave so many time last night he had almost no diggers to insert left.

by Smith dux Wurd August 19, 2017

Clout Mining

Over paying for the latest crypto mining gear and having no idea how to use it properly.

Dude’s clout mining with that flashy mining rig that will never pay for itself.

by BigSlim1976 June 10, 2021

mine is grippier

when a womens genital area is “tight”

mine is grippier then hers

by bigdongbanger April 04, 2022

Sympathy Mining

Someone who deliberately entices others into showing sympathy by utilising social media with non-descriptive &/or ambiguous statements designed to invite further questioning and therefore garnering sympathy with their purported issue.

She/He/They are always sympathy mining on Instagram. Eg: poster: “Well that’s that then…” friends of poster “What’s up? Are you okay?”

by LAS9 December 14, 2021