Miguel

is the perfect, caring, loyal, sweet boyfriend ever. Miguel has a long brunnette hair, that he doesnt know how to take care of it, but he still looks good. He sleeps like a rock, he cares about his parents a lot, he knows how to cook.

He is perfect but takes bad pictures to his gf. Btw, he loves his gf.
eg: Miguel looks so cute with his bad ponytail :)
by sunny,jm April 24, 2024
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Miguel

He is very tall. Always being rude with the whole entire world, but sometimes can be very quiet or very loud. Always having the biggest blabber mouth and could never stay quiet. Whenever he is talking he always uses “bro” in one of his sentences.Whoever having a friend name Miguel can really make your life more meaningful
Miguel?
by Ghghhhuii November 20, 2023
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Miguel

Miguel is Someone who thinks they are all that.Just really ugly, just like there wannabes “hoes”. They have anger issues the need to solve. They act like they know everything. They are really dumb.
Dang I can’t believe you ever dated Miguel I feel bad for you.
by (:(you decide April 10, 2022
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Miguel

black boy with the thickest juiciest ass that loves to 360 no scope his mouth onto other thick long juicy cockers and hit up thick people just to flex his thicker ass
guy1: did you see that guy? so thick and juicy
guy2: yeah, he was a real Miguel
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021
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miguel is a thick black boy with probably the biggest bunda you will ever see. his farts emit radioactive waves that make all men within 30km radius attracted to his fatass bunda.
guy1: did you see that guy with a big bunda?
guy 2: yeah he was a real Miguel
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021
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white Miguel

The act of Cumming on your girl’s top lip so it resembles a mustache.
I pulled out of her mouth and gave her a white Miguel last night. She says that it’s good for her skin.
by Anthony-tone August 03, 2024
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Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 16, 2019
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