Midnight DJ

Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.

Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.

*Sighs*

by Sadprotienshake November 28, 2020

lesbian midnight

aka 9pm

what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.

by inthefog November 6, 2019

midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight

bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole

by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.

Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"

by TheBallsOnFire November 29, 2017

midnight jokerz

Its A Street Racing Team Established In North Carolina Founders is DevilXlll,Demon,Phantom So If You Hear The Name Mentioned From Coast To Coast You Know Who It Is.The Midnight jokerz Are Taken Street Racing To The Final Level..Weather Itz Racing Or Showin..U Never Know When Or Where You Will See Them..So Rivalz Watch Your Back At All Timez Cuz U Never Know When Or Where You Might Be Challenged For Everythin You Own..Witout Victory At The End Youll Be Bettin Ur Soul Wit Them..

Look Iz The Legendary Midnight Jokerz! Coming From The Pitch Black Rays Of Midnight Here To Race Anyone For Anything..Dis Iz The Best Night Of My Life!..Wow..! Letz Do Diz Jokerz Style

by DevilXlll July 30, 2008

Midnight Creeper

A poo you take in the middle of the night

I had a midnight creeper around 4am

by Museumslacks March 26, 2022

Midnight Harry

Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.

I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.

by ChickenPho October 13, 2019