Microsoft Bing

NO ONE USES THIS!

Microsoft Bing = 💀

by RandomGenZDude October 6, 2023

Microsoft Word

Sucks Google Docs’ dick

Google Docs: Free,No ads,Autosave, never had a stupid mascot
Microsoft Word:GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOOOOW😫😫🤓🤓🤓😫

by What’s your handle321 April 27, 2024

Microsoft Agent

The technology used for BonziBUDDY and MaxALERT. Made by Bill Gates.

BonziBUDDY uses Microsoft Agent technology.
Microsoft Agent is a fun way to make characters come to life with technology.

by LogoMan404 May 9, 2024

Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.

did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?

by uzrboot February 25, 2024

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022

Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox

Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.

by painpob February 21, 2022