Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

Microsoft

Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!

"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"

by Joinmyminecwaftserver May 11, 2018

Microsoft Bing

NO ONE USES THIS!

Microsoft Bing = 💀

by RandomGenZDude October 6, 2023

Oscar Microsoft

A person who makes good music, but cant speak german

I hear he is a real Oscar Microsoft

by JonOna February 1, 2018

microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

by gill_bates August 3, 2021

Microsoft

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.

Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?

by WGstyles July 29, 2023