Michael 

michael/micky

is proper cool, nicest guy you'll ever talk to.
hes very modest and has got dead nice hair
he likes horses and he sends cringey edited

pictures from picnik, hes cute as fuck

horse 1 - michael is so cool
horse 2 - i know look at his canter
blacksmith - i made them shoes

Michael by annoymous111222333 March 22, 2012

Michael 

If your name is Michael you have likely been dumped in every relationship you’ve ever had. This is not due to any shortcomings of Michael - he simply loves too hard.

Nonetheless, Michael’s persistence remains strong, as Michael’s idea wife is a Hindu bride.
Don’t be fooled by Michael’s white-washed name, Michael’s enjoy dabbling in ethnicity, and are particularly attracted to the African American, Indian and Punjabi cultures.

Michaels are witty, charming, and have a good sense of humour. If you catch a Michael, be sure to never let him go.

Grab me some curry and naan bread! I’m about to get Michael’d

Michael by Jennyfromtheblock101 February 27, 2019

Michael 

Someone with a small d***!

Michael: Well it’s true!

Michael by Hola_123 June 26, 2018

michael 

michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.

Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!

michael by mylunatuna July 30, 2012

michael 

An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.

We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.

michael by TxTnks November 10, 2007

Michael 

The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!

Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday

Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay

Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!

Michael by manny1222333 December 13, 2010

Michael 

Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )

Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi

Michael by Brutonium July 5, 2019