Mermaid

(n): a word used to describe a woman that is gorgeous from the waste up but is anywhere from slightly fishy to smelling like a fishing boat below the waste. i.e. A woman who possesses a fishy vagina

Hey Corry, that girl that you hooked up with, was she as good as she looked?
"Nah she was a mermaid..."
Im sorry bro better luck next time

by Baracuda052 December 30, 2011

mermaid man

A super hero, also referred to as Spongebobs friend

Spongebob : Oh hey mermaid man
Mermaid Man : Hi

by iliveinapineappleunderthesea June 10, 2014

Little Mermaid

While you're having sex with a female from behind in the bathroom and when you're about to orgasm you pick her up in lay on top of her in bath tub full of water and hold her head under water.

As i was doing Julie from behind in the bathroom i started to orgams so i man handled her up in the air and, splash splash splash was all you heard! Like a fish in a barrel...only she was my little mermaid.

by avionics outlaws April 3, 2008

mermadic

mermaid-like, extremely graceful and classy, suave

girl: *casually chillaxing*
boy: hey. i dont want you
girl: .........wow that was mermadic

by hardcorekinky April 27, 2011

Mermaid Syndrome

now it can apply for males as well but typically refers to a beautiful woman that basically so perfect and enticing all men fall in love and willing to do anything for her. Unfortunately for the mermaid, they are unable to love or feel the emotional towards their suitors so they are forever alone and continue look for love. The suitors always experience unfortunate events surrounding the appearance of the mermaid in their lives, sometimes the mermaid ruins emotionally the suitors for life. Very much like the mermaids singing sailors to their water deaths.

"wow look at jasmine"
"yeah just look, she's no good for you, she a siren"
"what do you"
"she has mermaid syndrome, you're going to end up heartbroken and dead"

by N.I Vega December 15, 2015

Merman

The male equivalent of a mermaid. Not called a mermaid or mermaid man. Please correct yourself now.

Person: "You're a mermaid?"

Me: "MERMAN!"

Person: 0 0

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by FinnWillow22 January 8, 2019

kill mermaids day

Kill mermaids day is a day where you kill Mermaids.

Kill mermaids day is at April 10.

i will kill mermaids on kill mermaids day

by KillMermaidsDay April 6, 2022