the THIRD city of the UK. not the second. known to an american i knew as 'a little place just outside of London'
by raelone July 25, 2008
Get the manchester mug.Manchester is a city in the North West of England. The place is named from the old British name Mamucium plus ceaster, derived from the old Latin ‘Castra’. Manchester is a metropolitan borough with city status. The city has a population of 437,000 and is situated in the metropolitan county of Greater Manchester which has a population of 2,539,000.1 It is one of England’s core cities and is regarded by some as England’s second city, a title also claimed by Birmingham.2
The name ‘Manchester’ is often used to refer to the entire metropolis, much as ‘London’ is usually used to mean Greater London, but many of the constituent parts of this conurbation are substantial and separate towns (a city in the case of Salford) that retain strong identities. People from Manchester are called Mancunians. Manchester is an interesting place with a very rich history.
The name ‘Manchester’ is often used to refer to the entire metropolis, much as ‘London’ is usually used to mean Greater London, but many of the constituent parts of this conurbation are substantial and separate towns (a city in the case of Salford) that retain strong identities. People from Manchester are called Mancunians. Manchester is an interesting place with a very rich history.
by Dominic Hunt January 2, 2006
Get the Manchester mug.A shit place that SCALLIES, SHIT HEADS, BIG HEADS, SHOW OFFS, NO BRAINERS, MANCS AND "PEOPLE-WHO-RECKON-THEY'RE-HARD" come out of. also contains the cheating USA team Man Ure, USA USA USA USA!!!
by FIZZYLFC November 7, 2005
Get the manchester mug.A word used to discribe a peculiar kid from kansas who was once a epic runescape player (see runescape) and was once a great halo player(if you dont know what halo is your an idiot).
But, now all he does is sit in irc talking to his old friends from runescape and halo. He has moved on to bigger and better things such as Cod4 and getting boob.
The thing about a mech911 is though...One day he will be on tour with slipknot and will take over the world with Clown by his side. They will rule with a iron fist and no tolerance for insubordination.
Yes it is true that it would be nice to have a mech911 as the ruler of the world. (Skittles everywhere) but, there are side effects... Such as everybody will be made to listen slipknot everyday and everybody will be made to work on his runescape account, There are worse things that will happen but I will not go into them for they are just too vile and gruesome for any human eyes to read.
You will just have to wait for the day (Its going to come) when a mech911 rules the world. So next time you see a peculiar, dark, and mysterious kid walking the streets of kansas...before you push him into the gutter...think...this could be the mech911 ..you never know...
Beware of the mech911....
But, now all he does is sit in irc talking to his old friends from runescape and halo. He has moved on to bigger and better things such as Cod4 and getting boob.
The thing about a mech911 is though...One day he will be on tour with slipknot and will take over the world with Clown by his side. They will rule with a iron fist and no tolerance for insubordination.
Yes it is true that it would be nice to have a mech911 as the ruler of the world. (Skittles everywhere) but, there are side effects... Such as everybody will be made to listen slipknot everyday and everybody will be made to work on his runescape account, There are worse things that will happen but I will not go into them for they are just too vile and gruesome for any human eyes to read.
You will just have to wait for the day (Its going to come) when a mech911 rules the world. So next time you see a peculiar, dark, and mysterious kid walking the streets of kansas...before you push him into the gutter...think...this could be the mech911 ..you never know...
Beware of the mech911....
Joe was walking down the street when he saw a kid he pushed him into the gutter.
A a few years later he regretted it because that kid turned out to be the mech911.
Joe: shit I shoulda been nice to that kid...
A a few years later he regretted it because that kid turned out to be the mech911.
Joe: shit I shoulda been nice to that kid...
by WutWutWutWutWut April 12, 2008
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Get the fu manchu mug.Manchester is a city situated to the east of a great city. The great city being Liverpool. Mancs are jealous of Scousers naturally because Scousers are the better looking and the more educated. Liverpool has HIGHER EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER CRIME rates Manchester. This can be read on any government statistic site. So for all you Manc, inbred, twat headed, arse licking, fuck monkeys do yourselves a favour, dress nicely, get a hair cut then go and hang yourselves in your mud huts which are situated in an illustrious estate called MOSS SIDE MAN!
Baz/Gaz/Daz here is a benefit scrounging Mancunian wanker who generally spends his time at The Shitty of ManchestAH! Stadium.
Shipman and Huntley!!
Manchester is a dense squalid hell hole over-run by immigrants and niggers.
Shipman and Huntley!!
Manchester is a dense squalid hell hole over-run by immigrants and niggers.
by Stephen C Sergeant October 11, 2005
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