Melvin

Another word to describe a nerd
There a tattletale, annoying, teachers pet, and brags about there IQ even though no one cares

You are such a MELVIN!

by THErizzQUEEN June 7, 2023

Melvin

a mysterious person who shows from nowhere, typically smart or a wizard

"melvin appeared and then left"

by rgst dyukythgawe4s6 7 June 6, 2024

Melvin

A man that likes girls named Vayda. Melvins really like Vayda’s because she has such a caring heart and loves dogs. Melvin wants to buy her a bracelet. TRUE LOVE !!!!

Melvin: Vayda is so HOT I am going to buy her a bracelet.

Vayda: I love the bracelet thanks Melvin

They kiss true love

by TRUE LOVERS.COM March 11, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Melvin

A weirdo, loser, freak. Someone you would not want to be seen with in public.

"I don't want to hang out with them dad, they're total Melvins"

by Phlembzombie April 29, 2024

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him

girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Melvin

A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles

Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.

by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021