Melvin

A stupid and useless person

“Haha Paul just reversed into his bins, what a Melvin”

by markallan12 September 7, 2020

Melvin Cooper

A Truly Outstanding Knob Slobber , and professional dishwasher; a true necessity in the kitchen! Best housewife anyone could ever ask for.

“Damn bro, ain’t nobody been slobbin me up lately, i need me a Melvin Cooper!”

by longshlongxxXdong April 6, 2021

Melvin

A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.

Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.

by UrbanUser69420 April 26, 2021

melvin

this guy is an legend,all hot girls fall for him no eeshaan can fuck him.

look its the hot boy melvin

by ganduboard November 23, 2021

Milky Melvin

To squirt breast milk on to someone's underwear and then give them a wedgie.

Did u see that guy last night that got milky melvined? How embarrassing.

by Methium Webster's definitions August 19, 2022

Melvin

Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.

1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin

by YungHandlejuice May 11, 2019

Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.

"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.

by LocalLinda March 22, 2024