by Harrison Edwards May 5, 2008
Get the Bad Melon mug. look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons
by marine21 May 14, 2003
Get the cucumber melonsmug. Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.
3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004
Get the melon stickmug. by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
Get the melon-farmermug. Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011
Get the melon farmermug. Mmm...I just love your spicey balls. Look at her melons! That dude's got some big hunkin' spice melons.
by Ira Q. Nid September 22, 2009
Get the Spice Melonmug. You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)
by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009
Get the Blind Melonmug.