This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
by mr shwarma December 20, 2023
Person: What will you do tomorrow?
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
by Kode152 April 11, 2022
by m2trapppy March 23, 2022
Mattie is a fighter. A woman of valor. She tends to doubt herself but is always confident when need be. She fights for what she believes in. She can be loud but also soft-spoken. She is extremely sarcastic sometimes to deflect from answering deeply personal questions and other times just because she can be cynical sometimes. She's an interpreter of the heart with words of wisdom. She can get attached easily and she loves hard. She's full of compassion. She is meant to do great things.
by lovelywomanofGod1 November 23, 2021
Dumb brunette, often has broad shoulders. Most likely Nonathletic but tries very hard. Low key freak in bed. Usually shady but has unlimited excuses.
by pu$$y$layer6969 November 07, 2017
She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie
by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022
by Juuliousceaser January 22, 2019