poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014

Mange

When youre fucking chest to chest and she gets your chest hair and sweat stuck on her tits.

I gave Kelly the mange last night while fucking her. She looked like a hot Sasquatch.

by Kindogg October 24, 2018

mange ma bite

"Eat my dick" in french

Dude: hey you! Mange ma bite

by Mange Ma Bite June 30, 2017

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person

Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"

by HeldStorm June 25, 2017

Mange Kitty

1) condition caused by attempting to remove one's pubic hair using a chemical epilating agent such as Nair, etc. The resulting follicular inflammation and rash of one's nethers resembles that of a dog with scabies.
2) a promiscuous woman not particularly known for her hygiene.

1) I tried to clean up my downstairs for my big date, but I ended up getting serious mange kitty.
2) Dude, I know that girl, you don't wanna fool around with that mange kitty.

by Damagedeposit March 5, 2022

Mang

A word often said by people that were often starved of oxygen at birth and found at homosexual gatherings to describe a sound made by a car that not even Holden enthusiasts like or appreciate

My car was doing a sick mang. That dick was also good last night

by Sickcunt June 11, 2018