I got my dick sucked.

A phrase used to describe the process of having a generally good time.
"I went to a party and the girls liked what i was doing. I got my dick sucked."
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An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 01, 2009
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stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
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Suck my dick from the back

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.
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National Suck My Dick Day

National Suck My Dick day is celebrated very May 7th, if you are in a relationship, one of you must suck off another one
nigga idk how to use this in a sentence just know its national suck my dick day
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i wanna put my dick in it

a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.
joe: yo that bitch is fine!

jon: i wanna put my dick in it
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