Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023

slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.

Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”

by Larasaurus December 1, 2017

ass munchie

When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids

Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.

by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018

Munchies

The feeling of being hungry you get when you've imbibed some form of the cannabis plant.

Sam: I think you've got the munchies, good sir.

Max: Well, those four bags of Doritos weren't going to eat themselves. Want to play Halo?

by Zappa's Beefheart November 29, 2016

The munchies

When you hungry especially after smoking or having sexual relations.

Dad will you pull into White Castle ? I got the munchies!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

munchy puppy

The act of filling a girls vagina with peanut butter and letting a day lick it out. Usually done with a dog who hasn't eaten in a day or two. This can be done with Nutella and marshmallow whip too.

Man, I was so tired last time I have my girl a munchy puppy. She never even knew I wasn't doing it.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015

munchie weight

Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.

Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.

by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014